The naked female body is treated so weirdly in society. It’s like people are constantly begging to see it, but once they do, someone’s a hoe.
Lena Horne (via paarasytes)

Quinoa, Black Bean and Avocado Wrap


Crazy Ideas That Just Need to Happen Already [via]

Previously: Mind-Boggling Shower Thoughts

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked.”


This does go for all animals, but since dog behaviour is my comfort zone and since most of these posts I see are of dogs being stressed or mishandled I’m going to focus on dogs. Anyone else who is more knowledgable on other animals expression of stress and behaviour are super…

The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for.
~ Maureen Dowd (via lustymaster)

Me… about my sister…when i’m drunk… (Btw, I’m 28 and she’s 24)


(via Peanut Butter Pasta…A Weeknight Supper -)
life goals: hella tanned hella ripped hella rich

check, check aaaand check!